The other day I was walking down the street, phone in hand, when I stumbled and lost my grip, this instantly sent the delicate device into a cataclysmic trajectory with the sidewalk below. As my phone is spinning in slow motion I can tell that it is going to land flat on its screen. I stand helplessly watching and all I can do is hope that my case will save the day...it doesn't. I pick my wounded friend off of the ground only to see a freshly spun spider web reaching from one corner to the next. Good thing Apple or AT&T will cover me and help me get a new phone! Wait, whats that? You mean they won't help replace it? It'll cost how much!? Someone give me my Nokia back.
Written By: Sam Watkinson